Happy Birthday to youu.

Happy Birthday to you December guys!

Me first! Study hard next year, little man!

E Wei! You better stop pissing me off already, this year you've crossed the line too much man. Happy Birthday to you anyway.

Britney Li! Good friend who bitches together with me!

Meagan (Fox)! College next year? Go chase the dream of cracking joints :)

Skater boy, Shern! Erm, F4 next year, sucks to be you, mate.

Adrian, the guy who listens and gets in trouble! Dude, good one on you following my advice to go break it man.

Wen Mun, the loyal customer! I'm stopping my little business of selling knives next year leh, so better buy my last stocks now. 

Joey, that random guy! If you're reading this, good then.

The perverted AEM, Advent! See you in Sabah, hommey.

And Sara, if you ever see this hey? Asked you for prom sometime back, little did I know, it got cancelled last minute.   

OBS.

I'm going to OBS in half a days time.

with a bucket load of horse shit on my head. That's what happens when you go to the barber my dad goes to. Damn agro now.

Told her to cut my hair to be thin, not short. She said okay. Then after some cutting. My whole head's hair is so damn fucking thin, without any sideburns. But the fucking long fringe is still there. The fringe is until my eyebrow, and that bitch manage to lop side my head. I HAD to tell her to shorten in.

Damn fcking dulan now. Grr.

The pictures as promised.

The Haiboxing RC car.

See? Even got the racing bonnet lock.

The drive shaft for the front since the motor is at the rear

Blur, but okay. Suspension coil with shock absorber.

Individual double wishbone suspension actually, see that? Its tipping.

The super powered motor with a heat sink.

Back from a party.

Not Nicole's party, this post isn't actually dedicated to her, but since I'm doing a post now, I might as well wish her here.

Happy Birthday, Nicole.

Moving on.
I celebrated my birthday today with my family. It was good since I hadn't seen most of them cause they're taking SPM this year, so for the past few months, it has been cousin-less. Had a party today, ate lots of good food, pizza (Wei made), ice cream cake (mom made EVERYTHIING from scratch).

I wouldn't have done this post if I din't have a highlight today.

While I was unwrapping my presents (with my extended family all around), I got hit hard by something on the foot. To be continued later, other presents first.

I got a Reef polo-shirt and board shorts from Aunt Sab, a Tropicana Life long sleeve and
T-shirt from Aunt Sim. And, that thing that hit me on the leg as I stated in the previous paragraph?

A Radio Controlled Car, from Yee Hou and Yee Wei. Rock on!

My aunts and uncles were all like "Hey, aren't you 16 already?", "That's a kid's toy lahh!"

The car looked like crap from the outside due to the cheap plastic body shell, by the way, I din't think that when I looked at it, until later, when my brother told me about it.

There is spare parts for almost all the components of this car. And it is EXTREME. I've always told you guys about my previous Peugeot 306 RC with double wish bone suspension as being the most high tech car and all. This beats it.

Double wish bone suspension all around. All wheel drive. Adjustable shell height. Camber for the front. Toe in for front and rear. Differential for front and rear. Adjustable turning radius. from very tight to very wide.

When the turning radius is set to the tightest, it can do donuts so tight until that the middle of the donut is just behind the front wheel.

There is foam shock protectors on the front and rear so that, in the case of a collision, the chassis would be well protected.

The motor is a high performance, to the extent that it requires a heat sink.

Thank you thank you thank you brothers!

PS, pictures later.

Dah Potong?

That is a pro.

Things I dislike about SMS-es and IMs.

The most annoying thing that could possibly happen to us when typing to other people is.

When you type one whole paragraph worth of words, their answer is only 

     

     "K", "lol", or "swt emoticons like  -.-'', -__-"

I particularly dislike the swt's.  

Its like when you tell them a particular stupid thing that happened to you, and they do that damn emoticon, its like their mocking you, as if you wanted it anyway.

And another one is when you're SMS-ing, they just suddenly leave without a word of "bye". And you wait for 30minutes for the reply. And it doesn't come. :(

Nostalgia, I will grow old :(

When listening to Lenka's We Will Not Grow Old, and looking through these pictures,

               Sentimental  .

         Back from Beijing.

Band mates. hearts to all.

Shern and I having

a Burger King while karaoke-ing.

Jamin and I.

Having a nice stroll at 3am. :)

After the late night of drinks and walks.

Having a gig while at a party.

Thanks to Wei Yi for most of the photos. :)

All up for another round on the 18th of December? :( Wei Yi, try to come lah.

Wtf?

Stupid idiot comes to my blog and tries to sell me Viagra, I think its automated though.

2012 End Of The World.

Who cares about dying? The movie based on the Mayan's prediction is quite an interesting movie to watch. According to National Geography's research/show, this doomsday prediction isn't only from the Mayans. The Chinese's I-Ching also predicts "The End".

The I-Ching is also called "The Book Of Changes" .

Every time you ask the oracle something, you are asked to draw 6 line, complete lines or  broken lines. There are 64 possible combinations, each combination tells you something. And when the questions asked, the combination given has a very logical asnwer.

These 64 combinations have been repeated 64 times in the the past years (I forgot how many years was that, but probably from 1A.D). When mapped onto a graph, it shows the rise and falls of empires and civilizations. But when drawn right to the end, the graph's line abruptly ends at the year 2012.

Die or not?

Remember folks, you heard it first from Charlie Frost!

Mie Goleng.

This is a message from Jia Bao, which you can say she is obsessed with Mee Goreng.
 This was after I messaged her about something with the words Mie Goleng. I always tempt her with this late at night, then both of us get hungry and worst of all, we can't cook so late.

   Wei! Don't don't don't make me hungry! :( arg, I think I'm feeling hungry already. :( all your fault.

So cute lah this girl.

Anyway, picture post.

Mau dua packet Mi Goreng, Ibumee punya, ini Penang Har Meen rasa.

Lepas itu, mau tuangkan minyak dan seasoning dia ke dalam satu mangkuk, lubang pun boleh. Have to put less lah, cause I put 1 and a half packet of seasoning also salty until my down-there no hair.

Standard procedure, boil the noodles and drain the water.

Then Mie Goleng has to kena real goreng. I should've used the oil from the packet, otherwise would be very oily. To prevent it from sticking to the supposedly non-stick pan, have to use several galons of oil.

Then put it back into the mangkuk, or if you used a lubang, the lubang. Mix it up really well, even if you followed my advice on less seasoning, will still be really salty. Of course don't cut down on the chilli, or cabai lah. Don't know what kind of language does the Cabai-kya come from.

Ketua Pengawas.

Can you believe it? On Tuesday when I went to school, the head discipline teacher asked to see me during recess. I was kinda nervous, thinking, "Oh, what the heck did I do now."

Turns out, he's been looking through my old records, and saw that it was rather clean, my behaviour in his class was good, his homework's perfect (He's the English language teacher).

He offered me the post of Ketua Pengawas 2, for next year. I was wtf-ed and obviously, I asked why. And I can't tell you the reason why, must be kept secret he says. I said yes, like what the heck, I'll just try, since next year will be my last chance to be a prefect.

He gave me my badge, and told me to go get myself a pair of those prefect uniforms. I'm still wondering where the heck do I get it.  But I'll be the odd one out among my mates.

The pros is I get Curriculum points and such.
The cons is, when I get de-merit, its double!

I got my badge already, when I went home, I Autosol-ed it, supaya shiny-shiny!





I lied. My records are not clean, my English homework is not perfect, and my behaviour in class is monstrous. Even if he asked me, this would be blurted out, and the offer will be retracted. "What the hell, you give me for what. Crazy arr?"

Brain power.

I've always suspected that my form has the highest Chinese brainpower. Compared to the Chinese people in other forms, we just have more.

And that's proof. 

2008's remove class. That's a lot a lot of students in a remove class. Worse still, almost all are Chun, Chun, Chuan, Chuan. wtf.

Money bites.

I am super annoyed by those people who regularly ask you for financial favours man. I seriously don't mind lending you money as long as you pay back within an acceptable timeline, 2 weeks is standard lah. Another form of financial favour is "Eh bro, kamu kaya sangat, belanja saya nanti."

          Belanja kau punya Fuck lah. 


By the language used, you can guess who they are, the Chinese guys aren't much better. I am bloody not kaya. I may seem rich because I live in Desapark City. If you think I'm rich, try burning one of my neighbour's house (about the same price as mine), then burn those on the hill. Go see how big the difference is. Ever heard the term "Financial Crisis" and all the other things related to recession? I am slightly luckier compared to some of you guys out there but definitely not rich. There, that solves it, my dad's "rich", I'm not.

I may seem rich cause I don't buy everything I see that I like, I keep my money. For example, I don't buy new headphones, I have no need for new school bags, pencil cases, wallets and all that.  Of course it looks nice and all, but when you think of it, do you really need it?

I bought myself a pair of cheap headphones a couple of years back, it spoilt so I just make do without it, I din't go get a new pair. My school bag doubles as my backpack for travelling, 4 or 5 years of school and several trips of holidays and its still in good shape. Wallets, my last 4 have been presents or hand-me-downs, and I'm contended with what I have now. Pencil case has last me about 6 years now.

And whenever you go window shopping, you will definitely buy something, a bottle of water if you're thirsty, or fancy a cup of bubble tea? Some people go out every week to go window shopping at 1Utama/ Curve /Sunway Pyramid. It all adds up to be quite a sum.

If you were to think, "its only 30 bucks for this cap, I might as well get it since its cheap and I might need it next time". You're just giving yourself an excuse to buy what you want, so thats 30bucks down the drain. You always hear your old people tell you how money doesn't  grow on trees and such. Seriously, it doesn't. I know because I've sold lots of knives. When its just a few bucks from each blade, those 2 bucks makes a big difference.

Next time any of you ask me to belanja you, I'd run and do a Tony Jaa to you.

That's what's going to happen.

Bad quality and itchy hands adds up to a terrible video.

Rose!

When I am tired from studying, I do this.

Think its normal eh?

Not so normal as seeing the cup is as big as my calculator.

You know Sin Ga Lan?

I'll show you two examples.

1. "The more horse power you have, the more fuel it burns."
"No lah, its how big your engine is. You know? Like how many cc your engine is."
"Who teach you ah? cc not horsepower ah?"

2. "My cousin is always drifting in his Civic, rear wheels always squealing."
Then it somehow led to where the brakes were.
"The Civic only has 2 brakes, at the front, so the front will lock up, then the momentum at the rear will kick the rear wheel will kick out."

cc is cubic centimeters, meaning a 1.3litre engine is a 1300cc engine.
A Lancer Evolution IX has a 2.0 litre engine, mated with a turbocharger, pushing out up to 317horsepower. A Toyota Innova has a 2.0 litre engine, having 136horsepower.
Both cars are 2.0s, see the difference?

Almost all production cars have 4 brakes, if they have 4 wheels that is. A Honda Civic definitely has 4 wheels and a mass produced production car for the public. Front brakes of cars are disc brakes, however the rear is usually a set of drum brakes.

A disc brake.

A drum brake.

Most brakes you see in games are disc brakes, because drums are not as good as discs.

Since we're on cars already, go read this.

BM.

Why do they make us read so much of Malay literature, I mean, compared with English, English has so much less! Malay has 2 books, English only has 1. In fact, its so darn think that I couldn't find it to take a picture to show you guys. In short, I lost it.

Read that. Why can't they just speak in standard Malay? You tengok I cakap macam itu or not? See, shit language comes out if that happens.

You you, I I I.. "saya" dan "kau" pun tak boleh cakap, dua buku it untuk lap buntut kah?

Ever heard the campaign "Gunalah Bahasa Malaysia"? As if the government is afraid we will stop using the national language. As long as there are Malays, the Malay language will definitely be used.

And another one thing, I'm not being racist or whatever. When the Muslims are taking their PI exam, and us, non-Muslims have free time to prepare for the Moral paper later, we are extremely silent, revising our notes.

However, when our paper starts 30 minutes before their 2nd paper, that means giving them 30minutes free to revise, they can't be considerate enough to shut their mouth like we did for them.

The poem "If" and the short story "The Lotus Eater" is coming out for English Paper 2. Try this web.

Blood.

What kind of fucking bug is this? I've got a few of these dual hole wounds around my feet. If you ask me, its that Tomb Raider woman's fault.

Crazy unloading.

It was my idea to do it, and for this, I blame Richard Hammond and Jeremy Clarkson of Top gear for making me have these ideas. :)

Close Quarter Combat.

CQC (Close Quarter Combat) or CQB (Close Quarter Battle) is a type of fighting in which small units engage the enemy with personal weapons at very short range, potentially to the point of hand-to-hand combat In the typical CQB scenario, the attackers try a very fast, violent takeover of a vehicle or structure controlled by the defenders, who usually have no easy way to withdraw. Because enemies, hostages/civilians, and fellow operators can be closely intermingled, CQB demands a rapid assault and a precise application of lethal force. The operators need great proficiency with their weapons, but also the ability to make split-second decisions in order to avoid or limit friendly casualties. CQB is defined as a short-duration, high-intensity conflict, characterized by sudden violence at close range. That's by Wikipedia.


Hou and I use to do this at lease 3 times a week. This was when we were still living in Kelana Jaya. The alarms use to go off dead in the night due to a faulty sensor and a damn civet cat living up in the roof.


Since there were only 2 floors at that time, it was easy to clear. Once the alarm blares, my parents would shut off the alarm, grab their bat and baton, then wait outside their room.


Hou usually stayed up late, at the computer in the living room upstairs. He would just grab the bokken propped against the table. While I who was sleeping would snap awake, put on my glasses and grab the knife tied to my bed.


Hou and I would walk down the stairs, sweep the living room and dining room. My dad goes to check the kitchen. My brother and I would stack up by the study room door. I would turn the door knob, then he'll kick it open, giving me enough time to get my knife at the ready. 


Things would change if we did CQC here. First of all, Hou will be the only one clearing the 3 rooms on the 2nd floor, while I would only be clearing the guest room. Then when we go to sweep the living room and kitchen, we would kill the maid by accident. Then 2 store rooms and 2 toilets to clear. 


Long process, so its time I got myself a paint ball marker and feed the hopper with glass marbles :D